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ClaudiaDragomir
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How Chinese multiple Nov 16, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzevHoqFRKU

 
Word_Wise
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Se pare ca toata Europa antica e gazduita de Romania... Dec 1, 2009

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/01/science/01arch.html?_r=1



http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/11/25/science/112409_ARCH_index.html


 
ClaudiaDragomir
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Pet Star- Einstein the Genius Bird Dec 13, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6CsNyx5yK4

 
Adriana Crihan
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Riverdance Kitteh Dec 15, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb58IJsOcbc

 
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Ovidiu Martin Jurj
Ovidiu Martin Jurj
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Cum să nu iubeşti România ... Dec 16, 2009

... după ce vezi asta ?

 
lucca
lucca
Romania
Local time: 07:49
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Irezistibil :-))) Dec 17, 2009

OvidiuKatz wrote:

... după ce vezi asta ?



 
Maria Diaconu
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O aiureală... Dec 17, 2009

OvidiuKatz wrote:

... după ce vezi asta ?



Multe dintre ele nu au nicio legătură cu România - fata cu câinele, cel cu căruciorul în supermarket, studentul cu şosetele, Building not found, uşa pusă deasupra caloriferului, cred că şi imaginea cu podul... Mirele în trening circulă de ceva timp pe net... nu e român.
Probabil că doar cele cu anunţuri în româneşte sunt de pe-aici.
Dar... să nu stric plăcerea celor care se amuză


 
Dan Ilioiu
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translation fail Dec 21, 2009

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-translation-fail.jpg

oare ce CAT a utilizat?


 
ClaudiaDragomir
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French learns how to speak English Dec 21, 2009

French learns how to speak English

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPAv6Wb8qXU&feature=related


I do
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French learns how to speak English

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPAv6Wb8qXU&feature=related


I don't speak english!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BanwQzBQGM&feature=related

Poliglot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAtWuQmdexs&feature=PlayList&p=7EED87CA6EF979D4&index=17



[Modificato alle 2009-12-21 20:33 GMT]
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Denise Idel
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Wonderful English from Around the World Dec 30, 2009

In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor ' s office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

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In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor ' s office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom :
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel ' s rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel, Yugoslavia :
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany ' s Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
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Word_Wise
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Pentru fanii Woody Allen şi nu doar... Dec 30, 2009

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”

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“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”

“Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.”

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”

“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me”

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”

“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?”

“I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”

“Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.”

"The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty."
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ClaudiaDragomir
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Un dans popular românesc minunat: Căluşarii Jan 3, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRDtP1rKqqE

[Modificato alle 2010-01-03 01:52 GMT]


 
lucca
lucca
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Poate că este off topic... Jan 4, 2010

Scriu aici pentru că nu-mi dau seama unde altundeva ar fi mai potrivit. Şi ar fi de râs dacă nu ar fi,poate, de plâns.
Azi am primit următorul mesaj nesolicitat, pe adresa mea de mail de la Proz:
Hello My name is Gift, a girl, I hope you do well there, I
just want you to know that I came across your profile, here
in (www.proz.com) and after going on through it I found you
interesti
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Scriu aici pentru că nu-mi dau seama unde altundeva ar fi mai potrivit. Şi ar fi de râs dacă nu ar fi,poate, de plâns.
Azi am primit următorul mesaj nesolicitat, pe adresa mea de mail de la Proz:
Hello My name is Gift, a girl, I hope you do well there, I
just want you to know that I came across your profile, here
in (www.proz.com) and after going on through it I found you
interesting, color and language does not matter where there
is love, hope you do not mind. If you are interested to know
more about me and for me to send you my photo, just email me
at my private address ([email protected]), and for me to
discuss with you. remember send your email to me or you
reply me here ([email protected]) THANKS GIFT

În citatul de mai sus, am exclus datele de început şi de sfârşit ale mesajului. Am căutat pe Google "giftofor95" (fără ghilimele) şi am constatat (pe forumul în engleză) că şi alţii au mai primit aşa ceva. Atunci când am căutat eu, profilul Proz al expeditoarei / expeditorului fusese deja şters de cei de la Proz.
Ce-am făcut: mi-am verificat profilul - nu am găsit nimic "ispititor" din punct de vedere (hetero- sau homo-) sexual. Asta, după părerea mea. Poate că, pe forum, sunt alţii mai competenţi ca mine)) Am lansat un support request către personalul Proz.
Am impresia că suntem pe cale de a deveni un fel de site social pentru... spuneţi dv. ce doriţi. Totuşi, ca membru Platinum, eu plătesc nişte bani.

[Edited at 2010-01-04 14:38 GMT]
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Word_Wise
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Mai că... Jan 4, 2010

... aş fi spus să găsesc o poză cât se poate de... şi să o trimit persoanei în cauză, dar... hm
Ciudat, dar peste tot există probleme cu spam-urile, inclusiv la niveluri mai înalte ... E bine totuşi că s-au luat măsuri.


 
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