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Post removed: This post was hidden by a moderator or staff member because it was not in line with site rule | Cum să nu iubeşti România ... | Dec 16, 2009 |
... după ce vezi asta ? | | | lucca Romania Local time: 07:49 English to Romanian Irezistibil :-))) | Dec 17, 2009 |
OvidiuKatz wrote: ... după ce vezi asta ? | | | O aiureală... | Dec 17, 2009 |
OvidiuKatz wrote: ... după ce vezi asta ? Multe dintre ele nu au nicio legătură cu România - fata cu câinele, cel cu căruciorul în supermarket, studentul cu şosetele, Building not found, uşa pusă deasupra caloriferului, cred că şi imaginea cu podul... Mirele în trening circulă de ceva timp pe net... nu e român. Probabil că doar cele cu anunţuri în româneşte sunt de pe-aici. Dar... să nu stric plăcerea celor care se amuză | |
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Dan Ilioiu Romania Local time: 07:49 English to Romanian + ... | French learns how to speak English | Dec 21, 2009 |
| | | Denise Idel Israel Local time: 08:49 Hebrew to Romanian + ... Wonderful English from Around the World | Dec 30, 2009 |
In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor ' s office, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok : DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. ... See more In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor ' s office, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok : DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi : TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE. On a poster at Kencom : ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP. In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS. In a cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES. Tokyo hotel ' s rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR. In a Tokyo bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. Hotel, Yugoslavia : THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. Hotel, Japan : YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY. A sign posted in Germany ' s Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. Hotel, Zurich : BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand : WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? Airline ticket office, Copenhagen : WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. ▲ Collapse | | | Word_Wise Local time: 05:49 English to Romanian + ... Pentru fanii Woody Allen şi nu doar... | Dec 30, 2009 |
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.” “If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.” ... See more “To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.” “If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.” “Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.” “Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.” “I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” “To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.” “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” “When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.” “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” “I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me” “I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.” “I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” “What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?” “I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.” “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.” “Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.” "The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty." ▲ Collapse | |
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| lucca Romania Local time: 07:49 English to Romanian Poate că este off topic... | Jan 4, 2010 |
Scriu aici pentru că nu-mi dau seama unde altundeva ar fi mai potrivit. Şi ar fi de râs dacă nu ar fi,poate, de plâns. Azi am primit următorul mesaj nesolicitat, pe adresa mea de mail de la Proz: Hello My name is Gift, a girl, I hope you do well there, I just want you to know that I came across your profile, here in (www.proz.com) and after going on through it I found you interesti... See more Scriu aici pentru că nu-mi dau seama unde altundeva ar fi mai potrivit. Şi ar fi de râs dacă nu ar fi,poate, de plâns. Azi am primit următorul mesaj nesolicitat, pe adresa mea de mail de la Proz: Hello My name is Gift, a girl, I hope you do well there, I just want you to know that I came across your profile, here in (www.proz.com) and after going on through it I found you interesting, color and language does not matter where there is love, hope you do not mind. If you are interested to know more about me and for me to send you my photo, just email me at my private address ([email protected]), and for me to discuss with you. remember send your email to me or you reply me here ([email protected]) THANKS GIFT În citatul de mai sus, am exclus datele de început şi de sfârşit ale mesajului. Am căutat pe Google "giftofor95" (fără ghilimele) şi am constatat (pe forumul în engleză) că şi alţii au mai primit aşa ceva. Atunci când am căutat eu, profilul Proz al expeditoarei / expeditorului fusese deja şters de cei de la Proz. Ce-am făcut: mi-am verificat profilul - nu am găsit nimic "ispititor" din punct de vedere (hetero- sau homo-) sexual. Asta, după părerea mea. Poate că, pe forum, sunt alţii mai competenţi ca mine)) Am lansat un support request către personalul Proz. Am impresia că suntem pe cale de a deveni un fel de site social pentru... spuneţi dv. ce doriţi. Totuşi, ca membru Platinum, eu plătesc nişte bani.
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