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cristina48
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| | asta e de biiiiine | May 15, 2010 |
Dacă aţi şti cât ne rugam toţi şi cei rămaşi acasă şi cei plecaţi să meargă oricine la Eurovision, numai nu Pavel Turcu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t60NNndpKOs
Faza e că au existat mulţi care au zis să-şi mai facă de cap şi să-l voteze, aşa că Olia e super, credeţi-mă! Şi aşa suntem pierduţi şi uitaţi de lume şi istorie, dacă mai urca şi ăla pe scenă, ne tăiam craca de sub picioare!
| | | | | Merci, Cristina | May 15, 2010 |
You made my day!
Peace with you
| | | | mihaela.
Canada
Local time: 00:30
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| English language | May 18, 2010 |
Un text care, desi mult circulat pe internet, imi da un pic de "closure" ori de cate ori il citesc:
Lets face it. English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant; no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hot dog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine.
English muffins were not invented in England; French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted.
... See more Un text care, desi mult circulat pe internet, imi da un pic de "closure" ori de cate ori il citesc:
Lets face it. English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant; no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hot dog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine.
English muffins were not invented in England; French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?!?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, one goose, two geese ... so one moose, two meese?
Is cheese the plural of choose?
One mouse, two mice; one louse, two lice, One house, two hice?!?
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught, or the grocer groce, or hammers ham?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship...?
Have feet that smell and noses than run?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day and as cold as hell on another?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down and in which you fill in a form by filling it out and a bell is only heard once it goes!
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
English was invented by people, not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all).
That is why you get in and out of a car, and on and off a bus.
When the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this text ... it ends?!? ▲ Collapse
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am acasă un săpun lichid pentru mâini care oferă PROSPERITATE (freshness adicătelea). Că tot e criză şi s-a modificat codul fiscal, eu îl recomand cu căldură tuturor traducătorilor...
| | | | lucca
Romania
Local time: 10:30
English to Romanian
Freshness se poate traduce şi prin obraznicie.
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Lucian Alexandrescu wrote:
Freshness se poate traduce şi prin obraznicie.
eu ofer ce scrie pe sticla mea...:) şi e prosperitate cu parfum de flori de tei....)
| | | | lucca
Romania
Local time: 10:30
English to Romanian
Nici măcar nu e sticlă, cel mai probabil este LCD... (adică un plastic).
Iar definiţiile de dicţionar ale unui cuvânt nu se schimbă chiar aşa de repede.
Please, try something else.
Atunci când îmi scade salariul cu 25% (de poimâine), nu-mi arde de parfumul florilor de tei ale... nimănui.
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Lucian Alexandrescu wrote:
Nici măcar nu e sticlă, cel mai probabil este LCD... (adică un plastic).
Iar definiţiile de dicţionar ale unui cuvânt nu se schimbă chiar aşa de repede.
Please, try something else.
Atunci când îmi scade salariul cu 25% (de poimâine), nu-mi arde de parfumul florilor de tei ale... nimănui.
Era o glumă dle. Alexandrescu, apropo de traducerea greşită a lui freshness cu prosperitate în loc de prospeţime...
Cât despre reducerea salariilor cu 25%, şi mama mea este medic, deci vă înţeleg.
Pe de altă parte, titlul acestui topic este "ca să vă mai descreţiţi frunţile", dacă nu reuşim să le descreţim întotdeauna pe ale tuturor, nu cred că trebuie să ni se dea în cap!!
| | | | lucca
Romania
Local time: 10:30
English to Romanian
| Am uitat ce scop are acest fir.. :-( | Jun 30, 2010 |
Mii de scuze, spre regretul meu am reacţionat exagerat.
Îmi pare rău!
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Germany
Local time: 09:30
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| Cam lububră de data asta- dar la MUC plouă, la 15° | Aug 15, 2010 |
O planetă trece pe lângă planeta Pământ şi o întreabă:
- Ce mai faci, soro? Nu te-am văzut de milioane de ani!
- Nu prea bine… Ştii… mi-au ieşit Homo Sapiens…
- Nu te îngrijora, o să treacă! Am avut şi eu!
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