Stron w wątku: [1 2] > | Off topic: Translation à la carte Autor wątku: Connor
| Connor Local time: 10:41 francuski > angielski
I spend a lot of time in restaurants - a sort of vocational / dedicated approach to translating menus... over time I have collected a few tasty translations, two examples: My favourite... (Restaurant in Tignes) Profiteroles: choux à la crème nappés de chocolat = Profiteroles: cabbages and cream with a chocolate tablecloth!!! (translated by the owner's 13 year old niece armed with a dictionary and very little else). (Montpellier airport) Loup de mer = sea wolf !!... See more I spend a lot of time in restaurants - a sort of vocational / dedicated approach to translating menus... over time I have collected a few tasty translations, two examples: My favourite... (Restaurant in Tignes) Profiteroles: choux à la crème nappés de chocolat = Profiteroles: cabbages and cream with a chocolate tablecloth!!! (translated by the owner's 13 year old niece armed with a dictionary and very little else). (Montpellier airport) Loup de mer = sea wolf !!! (translated by a 'stagiaire' - correction of this menu, which had a few other howlers in it, got me a free meal). I have lots of these (ENGLISH-FRENCH) and would be happy to share...
[Edited at 2005-08-16 11:33] ▲ Collapse | | | NancyLynn Kanada Local time: 04:41 Członek ProZ.com od 2002 francuski > angielski + ... Moderator tego forum Yum! Please do share! | Aug 16, 2005 |
And also share your method for obtaining free food from these howlers! I'm thinking of a missed opportunity during a trip to Barcelona where I could have eaten for free the entire time! Nancy | | | From Italian... | Aug 16, 2005 |
Can't remember where, but I saw "Pasta con le sarde" (pasta with sardines) translated as "Pasta with the Sardinians". Quite tasty! Catherine | | | We got a chuckle from | Aug 16, 2005 |
at a well-known steakhouse chain whose menu included "all steaks served with vegetarian of choice." Yummy! | |
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Tony M Francja Local time: 10:41 Członek ProZ.com francuski > angielski + ... SITE LOCALIZER Cordon blue? | Aug 16, 2005 |
Had a good laugh at one restaurant that served a starter '...with assorted crudities" --- I was just DYING to order it and find out what expletives I would get | | | RHELLER USA Local time: 02:41 francuski > angielski + ... please post more | Aug 16, 2005 |
I have seen so many over the years, it's a shame I didn't write them down - but the profiterolles one(cabbage and tablecloth)is really one to remember) That's my all-time favorite dessert. We should all remember the level of service one can get for free (next time we ask for free legal advice!) Thanks Connor | | | Yes - and in my mind it's a good business idea (quality menu translations) | Aug 16, 2005 |
I agree 100% - these are absolutely wonderful for people who know both languages but are a puzzle with no solution for other people who know only the target language - they cannot see "where this came from". I am a regular reader of English-language menus in restaurants in Moscow and in the Russian provinces. I agree - it never fails to impress and always gives you a laugh or two... And it's not only in Russia (or France, or Turkey, or Poland, or Mexico - countries I v... See more I agree 100% - these are absolutely wonderful for people who know both languages but are a puzzle with no solution for other people who know only the target language - they cannot see "where this came from". I am a regular reader of English-language menus in restaurants in Moscow and in the Russian provinces. I agree - it never fails to impress and always gives you a laugh or two... And it's not only in Russia (or France, or Turkey, or Poland, or Mexico - countries I visited and remember as having the highest number of those "lingvo-culinary" oddities on the menu). For instance, this July in Switzerland, in Geneve, in a posh Cafe du Centre (serving sea food) shrimp and king prawns were named some absolutely inane names - I only recognized those as I know some French, to say nothing of the "boulots" and "escargots"... I regret not keeping a collection of those "pearls"... but it's never too late to start keeping it! Another factor in addition to the free meal: just think about the investment these restaurant owners make - it's in the high tens and low hundreds of thousands... yet they skimp on a $100-$200 job - and bingo, they are the laughing stock of tourists, tourists take photos of their menus etc... I believe there is a lot of business potential to us as language service providers - we can help these restaurant owners to actually earn more from the tourists/foreigners... And my gut feeling is at good prices this will cost more than the free meal! The only word of caution - to make this proposal ("we'll help you earn more through good presentation of your restaurant") the skills must be absolutely brilliant and the end product - top-notch. But I hope that some day my business card will be saying not only "financial and legal" but also "culinary and gastronomic translations". OK, maybe I will need two sets of business cards - just to avoid creating mixed first impressions... Connor wrote: I have lots of these (ENGLISH-FRENCH) and would be happy to share... ▲ Collapse | | | Sheila Hardie Hiszpania Local time: 10:41 Członek ProZ.com kataloński > angielski + ... Yet another one... | Aug 16, 2005 |
I saw a really funny one a few years ago in Andorra. The English version of the menu offered the unsuspecting guests 'Rape Seamen Style' As some of you might have guessed - the original version was 'Rape a la Marinera' - 'Rape' being the Spanish for monkfish!!! Sheila | |
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Jana Teteris Wielka Brytania Local time: 09:41 łotewski > angielski + ... Sad, but true. | Aug 16, 2005 |
My all-time favourite is from a cafe here in Riga, offering a number of appetising items such as 'cancer salad' (in Latvian - the word 'vçzis' means both shrimp and cancer) and a mouthwatering 'ovum salad' (obviously meant to be egg salad).
[Edited at 2005-08-16 19:44] | | | Larissa Dinsley Wielka Brytania Local time: 09:41 Członek ProZ.com od 2003 angielski > rosyjski + ... Liberate all vegetables! | Aug 17, 2005 |
"Potato Free" is what I like! That's how French Fries was interpreted in a restaurant in Kazakhstan. Obviously, in Russian it is "êàðòîôåëü ôðè". | | | Tony M Francja Local time: 10:41 Członek ProZ.com francuski > angielski + ... SITE LOCALIZER I've found this to be true, up to a point... | Aug 17, 2005 |
Victor Potapov wrote: ...I believe there is a lot of business potential to us as language service providers - we can help these restaurant owners to actually earn more from the tourists/foreigners... I've tried, and to some extent failed, to convert this idea into reality; the trouble is, one only comes along AFTER the menus have been printed, and most restaurateurs I've come across just shrug their shoulders and say "It's too late now, we're not going to pay to have them re-printed, but next time we'll call you" --- only they never do! With one local hotelier who changes his menus quite frequently, I have an arrangement whereby he passes the text to me before printing out, and that way we avoid mistakes; in return, I get (a few) free meals every year. One of the troubles I find is that a word count is of little use, as the amount of work potentially involved in research etc. largely outweighs the small volume of most menus. Clearly, a 'fixed price' approach is probably more appropriate, but in the end, I still favour the 'barter' idea. Back to the funnies, and I think we could also invent a few that we'd like to have seen; I've always hoped for 'choux farci' translated as 'farcical cabbage' --- well, they are pretty comical things, you have to admit | | | Tony M Francja Local time: 10:41 Członek ProZ.com francuski > angielski + ... SITE LOCALIZER Give me the address...! | Aug 17, 2005 |
Sheila Hardie wrote: I saw a really funny one a few years ago in Andorra. The English version of the menu offered the unsuspecting guests 'Rape Seamen Style' I can't wait! Please send me the address...
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df49f (X) Francja Local time: 10:41 a few more French delicacies | Aug 17, 2005 |
From France, one the same menu: "Barrister and its shrimps" (avocat) "Fish nets" (filets) "Sauerkraut and its even of sausage" (paire) and for dessert, what else but "Chocolate moss" bon appétit! dominique | | | I've often thought about dropping my business card off at restaurants | Aug 25, 2005 |
- but perhaps the direct barter system is an even better idea. I shall try it out next time! The good thing is that you can probably translate/revise the menu on the spot (assuming it doesn't run to hundreds of pages!) and the restaurateur can just keep it until the next time the menus have to be reprinted. I'd also imagine they'd be more inclined to offer a meal in return for the job than fork out cash. | | | juhamatti Finlandia Local time: 11:41 francuski > fiński + ... Amuses-gueules à la serbe | Aug 26, 2005 |
I was visiting Serbia with a friend of mine some weeks ago. In Novi Sad we found a nice restaurant with good food and a somewhat perplexing menu. We were suggested e.g. "violence drinks" (spirits), "'nature' steak", "overdone pancakes" and "basic crepes stuffed with eurocream and plazma". "Plazma" turned out to be a biscuit brand alright but "eurocream" remains a mystery. Juhamatti | | | Stron w wątku: [1 2] > | To report site rules violations or get help, contact a site moderator: You can also contact site staff by submitting a support request » Translation à la carte TM-Town | Manage your TMs and Terms ... and boost your translation business
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