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Ben Gaia
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Nowa Zelandia
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Joke Aug 11, 2006

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?"
 
Rob Grayson
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Wielka Brytania
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francuski > angielski
Horses and.....bears Aug 14, 2006

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer and a...........packet of crisps, please".

The barmans asks, "Why the big pause?"

The bear replies, "Dunno, I was born with them!"
 
Ben Gaia
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Nowa Zelandia
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francuski > angielski
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linguistic bar jokes Aug 15, 2006

A rope walks into a bar. The barman says "We don't serve ropes in here. Are you a rope?" The rope replies "No, I'm afraid not."
 
Jack Doughty
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Wielka Brytania
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rosyjski > angielski
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In Memoriam
Another bar joke Aug 16, 2006

A parrot walks into a bar with a duck under his arm, and he says, "Does anyone in here want a quacker?"
 
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